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    Rancho Rating: *****
    Director: various

    Starring: Asia Carerra, Heather Hunter, Janine, Jenteal, Julia Ann, Kobe Tai, many more, Taylor Hayes, Tia Bella

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    by Clyde

    Ladies and germs... We have a winnah!

    Vivid has put out my new favorite movie. It's called Ultimate Janine, and it's chalk full of chicks licking, fingering, footing, boobing, dildoing, slopping and strap-onning each other. No Plot. No men to speak of, just pussy.

    Oh yeah, and some tits and ass on the side.

    I watched this flick for almost an hour, and there's still more for me to check out after I replenish myself with a bowl of yogurt.

    Ultimate Janine is greatest hits from Janine's career. And they ARE great.

    One of my favorite features of this DVD is that in some scenes you can zoom in on the action without extreme pixelation. Stretchy vaginas at 400 percent. There's nothing better. Unless you have a stretchy WET vagina at 400 percent.

    I can't write any more, I've got to go masturbate again.

    Okay, I'm back. At second glance, it turns out that there are a couple of scenes with guys, but more importantly, there's a double penetration scene using strapped-on cocks and a loose pair of nether holes.

    And some spitty licking. And an unaccustomed cunt taking a medium-sized blue dildo. And some flashy, music video-ish sex. And... just buy the fucking thing. It's the best thing to happen to me since I discovered self-anal fisting as a masturbatory aid.

    Does ULTIMATE JANINE sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4013 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 10-15-2002

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