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DECADENT LOVE
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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: D\'Salvo

Starring: Mandy Bright, Maya Gold, Rita Faltoyano

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I was gonna mention about how this expensive looking Euro-feature might be too classy for a low-rent freak like me to even be watching, but since the first sex scene (a brief vadge slam/facial with mole-princess Rita Faltoyano) takes place in a fuckin’ CRYPT while grieving widow Mandy Bright looks on, I just might have to take the ‘classy’ accusation back.

Yeah, so ultra-mega sex star Mandy Bright is the well-dressed widow in this talky (and overdubbed) but hot feature. After following Rita home from the cemetery, the mild-mannered Mandy is soon seduced by Rita’s weirdo life-style (sorta of- there’s all kinds of ‘intrigue’ going on), and the million dollar sex action begins. Mandy gets porked on top of a grand piano as Italian guitars pluck away, Rita gets DP’d, Maya Gold eats about ten pairs of balls in an endless stream of oral scenes, and there’s even a surprise ‘ending’ that involves (of course!) Mandy Bright’s incredible edible ass.

It’s got all the plot of a Wicked feature, this one, only with steamy, hardcore, no-bullshit sex. I think it’s supposed to fool your girlfriend/wife into thinking it’s some kinda couples flick, and if she’s turned off by the deep anal plunging, then you can still masturbate yourself to sleep with it. Good plan.

Mandy Bright spends more time riding in limos looking all serious then she does getting ass-boned here, but skip around to the fuck scenes, and you’ll find some meaty action in this one. Solid.

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DVD Features Include: photo gallery | trailer


Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 12-04-2002

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 6517 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 08-31-2004


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