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ELASTIC ASSHOLES
ELASTIC ASSHOLES

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Mike John

Starring: Ellen Saint, Jane Darling, Julie Silver, Kathy Anderson, Lucy Tiger

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When first viewing the cover of "Elastic Assholes" I was expecting a freak show of extreme close ups of stretched out, triple penetrated assholes belonging to superhot chicks but it couldn't be farther from the truth (well the hot chick thing is true). It turns out this is a pretty standard anal movie that Mike John is known for. Sure, it does have plenty of camera zooming to a completely annihilated butthole but lets just say I wasn't throwing up my lunch while watching it. I was just happy I finished eating before the chicks started farting out manjuice onto the camera(Ellen Saint). Ha.

In each of the five scenes, the usual suck, fuck and DP show happens so don't expect any thing to extreme. No two dicks in one hole or any of that nonsense which was very surprising and a probable dissapointment to some. Don't worry, though. All the girls do take on two to three guys, so your perverted little minds can be put at ease.

This might not be my favorite type of porn but I have to admit Mike John did a fine job at directing, shooting and picking out these fine Euro babes for us to watch be totally manhandled. It's a great flick if you like this type of thing.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | chapter search | photo galleries | trailers


Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 04-04-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 5034 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-13-2004


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girl man () says:
the girls in this movie are not your normal dp bill of fare.. they were stunning in my opinion.

girl man gives this movie 4



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