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WARNING: I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE 2
WARNING: I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE 2

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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Pat Myne

Starring: Amber Rain, Becca Bratt, Haley, Ice Ice Baby, Jocelyn Pink

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Warning I Fuck on the First Date 2

As if we need a warning that porn stars fuck on the first date. I think it is pretty much assumed. Pat Myne brings together five girls that don’t need to be wined and dined in order to give up the pussy and in some cases asses. There is plenty of good sex taking place in this feature, even if some of the girls aren’t the cream of the porn crop.

Amber Rain gives the best performance in this movie. It also coincides with the fact that she is the hottest whore in this movie. However, Amber isn’t one to shy away from a good fuck on the first date or a dick in the ass for that matter. This hot blonde is quite athletic, as she rides Mark Davis’ cock and then twists around to lick it clean of ass juice. Ice Ice Baby is another girl that fucks on the first date. She gives good head and is pretty hot, she doesn’t allow cock in the ass on the first date though. What a tease! She does take nut on the chin. The other scene that stands out is Haley. At first she doesn’t look all that great, but get cock in front of her and she looks much better. This girl has the nicest gaped asshole a pervert has ever scene. Not true, but it is right up there. She gives a nice performance and is quite a pleaser for perves stroking.

Becca Bratt and Joselyn Pink round out the performance, however neither can match the looks of the other sluts in this movie. Joselyn takes it in the ass, so she has that going for her. And Becca has the looks that would make you expect her to take it up the ass, but doesn’t. Overall another good job by Pat Myne of finding whores who fuck on the first date. However it can’t be that hard in Porn Valley to find them.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | instant pop shot access | photo gallery


Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2889 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-21-2004


Reader comments

Joselyn Pink (porn star) says:
about Mr. Perve not liking my scene.... send me a pic. of you taking it up YOUR ass and lets see how great YOU look. Don\'t like me, fine.. but I\'m sure Mr. Perve couldn\'t get laid with Ben English\'s cock. ...find a new hobbie.. you SUCK at reviews.

xoxo Joselyn Pink

Joselyn Pink gives this movie 5


JR (Pupper Master) says:
Somehow I doubt Mr. Perve is interested in taking it in the can from Ben English. But if he did, we\'re sure he\'d look great.



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