by
Kris Kjorness
The first time I saw Nacho I thought he was funny. The second time I was less amused. And here we are in the 7th installment of Killer Pussy by Digital Sin. The cackles and untranslatable announcements of Nacho and his band of rogue pornmen don't really seem all that funny anymore. But, the fucking's alright, I guess. Killer Pussy 7 takes place in Budapest. Why so many porn movies seem to be coming from Budapest these days, I couldn't say. I don't even know where Budapest is, truth be told. I've never left the Ranch. I just sit here and review porn all day. Why leave?
Alberto, Nacho and wacky black man Teo launch a three-peckered assault on a yellow villa house full of foreigners in this installment. The plot: the girls are looking for a cat that Nacho is hiding. Is anyone spoke English the "Where's the pussy?" jokes might have made sense. They don't. First, the three men bang two nameless babes outdoors. All the girls here are nameless. They live in Budapest (girls don't have names there). It's a gonzo fuckfest fer sure and it ends in enough anal and double penetration action to wake the most hardcore viewer out of a jaded stupor. But it just isn't...over the top enough. Hard to believe, but a dick in the pussy and a dick in the ass seems pretty typical after watching enough hardcore. In the second scene Teo and Nacho do their typical stunts (no real skill involved). One of the sluts here is Russian Alissa who takes Nacho's monster cock up her backdoor - a feat not without bodily injury. These girls make their money, no doubt about that. And watching all the slopping holes and poking protrusions I wondered: What does THAT smell like?
More thundering anal in scene three, in which Alberto and Teo pummel two more nameless girlies and lastly Nacho rails a nice piece of ass for the movie's most successful sex. It's just a solo scene and there's no anal, but it wins because the girl gets the ride of her life and loves every minute of it. See Nacho, your penis can be used for the powers of good as long as you keep it out of anuses!
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DATE POSTED: 06-01-2002
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