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ANAL DELINQUENTS
ANAL DELINQUENTS

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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Aurora Snow

Starring: Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper, Lauren Phoenix, Lena Julliett

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Snow started out as the ultimate girl next door, but now she's behind the camera and getting some really raunchy shit on tape. Her in-between vignettes are quite the tease--poor thing is grounded because she shared a big cock with Rio Mariah. The stellar opening scene features a great sequence where the cock goes from Mariah's holes to a vicious throatfucking of Snow (she's so good at this), and back again. Of course Snow gets some cock in her ass too, and the whole thing ends off with the cock lobbing juice into Mariah's mouth, which of course snowballs to Snow.

Lauren Phoenix gets royally DPed by Alberto Rey and Joel Lawrence. I don't know one guy from the other, but one of them comes three fucking times in rapid succession (in the mouth, over the ass, and in the mouth again). That guy deserves an award! Phoenix hungrily sucks him after the third blast-- awesome!

Lena Julliett sucks Alex Sanders in the laundry room before retiring to a more romantic setting, like, the stairs, to get anally pounded. He jacks off all over her face and neck for a messy, but otherwise stock photo finish.

Blonde bombshell Hannah Harper is DDG (that's drop dead gorgeous for those of you wondering), and thank God she's got the nastiness to match. With an Aurora Snow produced/directed vid I'd expect nothing less. Foot fetishists will love the way Mark Wood adores her feet, but the real prize is the glazing he gives her tanned backside.

Of course Aurora has the last word with Sascha (a guy) in a furious one on one. She's wearing the plaid skirt, looking innocent, but she's playfully dominant as she practically rapes this lucky bastard on the stairs. Acrobatic vaginal and anal fucking (love the strings of juice that connect them when she's in RCG, mmmessy), her trademark throat-gagging head, and a terrific spraying facial. A nonchalant "get the fuck out" to Sascha, and the movie's over. Great stuff.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bios | chapter stops | dolby surround sound | interviews | photo gallery | pop shots | trailers | website access


Running Time: 130 minutes | Production Date: 02-16-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3807 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-28-2004


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