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RIOT SLUTS 1
RIOT SLUTS 1

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Mason

Starring: Ariana Jollee, Gia Paloma, Kami Andrews, Katrina Kraven, Mandy Bright

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Mason wanted to capture "authentic sexual situations," she says in the behind-the-scenes interview. The movie actually opens with a woman just finishing a piss on a brick wall. Ah, Mason. The only girl-girl scene in Riot Sluts is a foul-mouthed, face slapping, motor-oil spilling, choking, spitting extravaganza, and not for the faint of heart. And note, it's the GIRL-GIRL scene.

From there we get Ariana Jollee, reportedly in her first interracial scene, and it's a doozy. One young black buck is in a cage, and he has to watch as two others tear her in two. Jollee looks especially hot in this scene, love the blackened hair. And it's interesting how she's dominating the cage-bound guy one moment, then submitting to the other two in the next, asking, "Am I a dirty girl now?" The dialogue graduates to how she wants to pee in the caged boy's mouth when she sits on his face to, "Call me a kike." Very reminiscent of "Queen of Nasty" Mila's work, including an incredible female ejaculation all over the camera (which Jollee readily licks up). She squirts again in CG and licks it up again. Then, THEN, it's DP time. Jesus Christ. In the end she's put in the cage, her head dangling out between the bars as all three loads are deposited all over her face. Tremendous scene.

Mandy Bright, in a dog collar with a rubber bone in her mouth, pisses on the kitchen floor. And gets appropriately punished. Spankings, newspaper floggings, and a stream of cum right up the nose.

Katrina returns (she was an uber-dyke in the first scene), complaining about, well, everything, while sitting in a $500/night hotel room. The "maintenance guy" delivers the food...okay so the premise stars out a little hokey, but the action is ferocious, and the women are very, very real. Mason's gotten this right from the beginning, as through her early work I discovered the unbelievable Julie Knight and adorably dirty Maggie Star.

Kami Andrews loves her Mercedes, but moreover she loves the guys who work on her Mercedes. At the end of a standard (ahem) 20 minutes with Brandon Iron, she gets wrapped in plastic wrap and thrown into to the back of her prized possession and forced to scream "I want your cum" as loud as she can while Iron sits on her face. She gets what she wants, and the smiling and laughing when it hits her face...is confirmed a few minutes later in an interview where she describes how she's had a crush on Iron and wanted to do a scene with him. This ain't fake, folks.

These are women that love to be hardcore, directed by one hardcore woman. Mind-bendingly hot.

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DVD Features Include: interview with director | behind the scenes | dvd/rom compatible | no region coding | photo gallery | photo shoot | previews | stereo sound | website access


Running Time: 135 minutes | Production Date: 03-27-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 6483 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-05-2004


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Jackd36 (Smut Fan) says:
I thought the action was very \"real\" and a great turn on. It made it even more of a turn on because Mason is a woman. The only downside is that none of Arianna Jollee\'s squirting is actually captured. That may be because I live in the UK and it\'s not allowed, but I have got other films with AJ squirting, so I was very disappointed.

Jackd36 gives this movie 3



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