by
Motley Crewcut
When this one came in, it caught my attention. Why? Because there's a big ol' twat on the front covered in a mound of hot drippin' wax. If that's not entertainment, I don't know what is. Unfortunately, Pussy Punishment (gosh, I like saying that) turned out to be a disappointment despite it's hardcore nature. For starters, it's as short as my attention span. Only three scenes long. There's more footage in the "Behind the Scenes" feature, but nothing really extra. And the "More Hot Action" option on the menu just takes you to a phone sex infommerical. Also, the sound sucks and I'm a stickler for good sound.
In Pussy Punishment's first scene, Allanah meets the Den of Inquity's Dove. Dove doesn't live up to her name. Judging by her wrinkles she was born sometime before Christ - basically she could be your grandma. Allanah's not bad looking - she's as close to the movie gets to a desirable woman without dentures - and you can tell she hates herself since she's all skinny and likes the pain. Dove makes her a "pain puppy" through some spanking, a couple of clothspins and a lil' whip, but there's nothing too crazy going on. Oh, and the setting for this movie is creepy for all three scenes. It has an old institutional vibe going.
In scene two Dove is joined by her ancient hag friend Porche Lynn. Unlike other old Porsches, Porche Lynn has not grown in value. She's ugly and wrinkly and should be home watching the 700 Club instead of tormenting the next slave, Jane Jayne (I like that name). Jane's all right - kind of Courtney Love-ish - and she endures the mega-wax dripping that you see on the box cover. Wow, that's a lot of wax, yessir. And then, in a fit of comic cruelty the two old witches get out a couple of ice water filled water guns and let Jane's hot twat have it. This appears to be the most painful thing on the DVD.
Lastly, Ugly Doveling gets a little punishment from Porche. There's really nothing sadder than two slagwhores wearing outfits they shouldn't, inflicting pain on one another. Porche's horse-twat gets electro-balled and then outfitted with a ring of 8 clothspins. The only highlight here is when Dove rips all 8 of those clothspins off at once. Ouch. How she knew she wouldn't rip Porche's flopping lips clean off is beyond me.
So, nothing too great here. Adding to the horror: I think Allanah may be Dove's daughter. They look a lot a like. Now I'm really scared.
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DATE POSTED: 05-10-2002
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