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-from Madness Pictures

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Andre Madness

Starring: Fallon Summers, Gia Jordan, Haley, Lily Thai, Simone

by Sleazegrinder

I got another "Be Nice" warning from the bosses on this one, but Madness is the new company founded by ex-Kick Ass director Andre Madness, and check the records, man - I have said many a times that Mr. Andre is a certified genius-of-sex. The fucker can eroticize even the dullest teenage skinbags. Of course, with the talent he's got on display here, he coulda phoned it in, and this one would still be a brain melter.

I know, I REALLY sound suspect now, but again, check the records - I've had a hard-on for thick lipped-and-hipped teenage thundergirl Haley since the beginning, and she puts on a great cock-hungry perf here. Blonde brat Fallon Summers has an equally awe-inspiring, heart-breaking figure, and she's on deck here, too. So's sometimes black, sometimes Latina Simone, a lithe teen supergirl who gets vadge-slammed halfway into tomorrow here. She is aribrushed like you wouldn't believe on the cover of this one, but they didn't have to bother- this tiny terror is teenage perfection.

Asian charmer Lily Thai squirts, as she is wont to do, and gorgeous Gia Jordan gets ass-slammed. Hell, you can land just about anywhere on here and find something to get worked up about. I don't wanna bring up any painful mamories about Madness' old haunts or nothin, but seriously, man, this is (ahem) one Kick Ass flick. You just watch- Madness is gonna be big fuckin' news soon. Recommended.

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DVD Features Include: bloopers | behind the scenes | slide show | trailers | website link

Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 01-24-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2352 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-12-2004

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