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3 PETE
3 PETE

-from Mayhem DVD

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Mr Pete

Starring: Corina Taylor, Dana Vespoli, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Melanie Jagger, Serena South

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Weirdo stunt dick MR Pete is an amped-up sumbitch that only comes up yay-high to most folks, but he makes up for it by banging porny tramps half to death. Or at least filming them while it happens. In this one - as the pseudo-clever title sez- all the scenes are 3-ways, in one way or another. Or another. Heh.

The cover features two of the more stunning cunts on the market, both the end-products of multi-ethnic broken homes - the exotic whatever-they-are beauties Jassie and Dana Vespoli. Now, if these two sleaze sisters (and the dick of your choice) were both in a scene TOGETHER...well, I wouldn't be talking to you right now, I'd be in the ER begging for some kinda chafe relief. Unfortunately, that blissful team-up doesn't happen here, but there's still plenty of stroke-worthy group groping. Dig:

Dana does appear with another girl, but it's ribcage queen Corina Taylor. And ok, Corina's pretty skanky, but this is a hot scene anyway. After the two get vadge-slammed for a while, Dana gives up that amazing, round, tan, generous ass in a too-tight anal scene worth the price of admission. Yowza.

Jassie is as pretty (and skinny) as ever, and she teams up with the gorgeous, curvy brunette Serena South in another sexy three-way with lotsa cunt licking and ball-sucking, but, sadly, Jassie keeps her ass un-molested. Damn.

Also on deck- crazy girl Lauren Pheonix gets dp'd halfway to gone in an aggro fuck-for-all, and Melanie Jagger grunts her way through a double-dose of harcore anal-plowing, as does pudgy ebony slut Jada Fire.

Listen, Mr Pete may not be able to talk in complete sentences, but one thing's for sure- he can throw a fuck flick together. There's enuff ggod stuff here to keep a man busy for days. Hell yes.

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DVD Features Include: trailers | pop shots | behind the scenes | bios | chapter stops | dolby surround sound | photo gallery | website access


Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 12-22-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3898 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-28-2004


Reader comments

corina (corina) says:
To whomever the reviewer, go and fuck yourself...For your info. Jassie is skinnier than me in person..LOL 2nd This sounds like someone who has something against me personally..I dare you to read this and respond to me yourself you sorry cocksucking motherfucker...victoriahvn@yahoo.com..people like you make me fucking sick...also,you can check out my yahoo group and compared to some of the other girls in if you can see straight ..I think you need to reword your description jackass prick bitch!!!


corina (porn star) says:
I am giving you skanky based on my reaction to your smartass mouth and not in looks!!!!


Sleazegrinder (Superboss.) says:
I take it back. Jassie\'s way skankier than Corina will ever be. As far as I know.

Thank you.


pussypush (Smut Fan) says:
I cant think at all!!

pussypush gives this movie 5



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