The premise of the Castings is to show the various Private starlets in their first casting interview, initial posings, and then behind-the-scenes vignettes of their magazine shoots. While the girls are muy caliente, the behind-the-scenes stuff feels like, well, behind-the scenes footage on other discs--not the number one reason I'd rent or buy a DVD. But if the collector in you goes for this, be my guest. And if you're interested in knowing where the models can be found in Private mags and vids, this is a good resource.
Channone looks butch-er than butch in her scene, but Goddamn if she doesn't have the perfect body. Tight and muscular, but in an exquisitely sexy way. That ripped cyclist that you're lusting after? This is it (with a tit job).
Romanian Dayanna Kill is a beautiful brunette (really, all of the Private girls are) with some interesting birthmarks on her ass and thigh. Her action sequences are from movies, so at least that's better than the magazine shoot that was featured in Channone's sequence. But I'd rather have the whole "Superfuckers" scene, anyway. Great double facial, she jerks that second load out and keeps on suckin'.
At this point it should be mentioned: subtitles suck, and not in a good way.
Monica Roccaforte has shoulder-length jet black hair, big natural tits, a nicely manicured pussy, and the cutest face of any of the girls so far. She speaks a little English, making the interview practically bearable. And yeah, her scene from "Gaia 3" looks great, but it's just a snippet.
Costa Rican Paty looks barely legal. With her brown doe eyes she talks shyly about what she doesn't like sexually. Nothing's a bigger turn on than that, right? Unfortunately the body doesn't match the cuteness of the face, and the gangbang (4 on 1) scene that follows is all right. The director's barking voice doesn't add anything to the proceedings, and it ruins the really messy facial.
Hungarian Gabriella Kerez is next, another beautiful brunette with striking blue/gray eyes. Great face, great body, great clip from Supersuckers, a three way somehow managed on a float in the middle of a pool. It turns into a fivesome, still on the float, but on solid ground.
Russian Marianne has got long, burgundy hair, and is a little more cherubic than the other girls. In the barnyard scene that follows, I was actually more interested in the *other* brunette girl in the scene--probably not what Pierre had intended.
Lilu is a very cute blue-eyed blond whose interview goes on for too damn long (evidently this one needed some convincing early on). Terrific body, once she gets around to showing it. Don't know why she was so modest about showing off her little landing strip, but she was. The interview turns into a one-on-one with the camera on a tripod, evidently Private's idea of pro-am (stick to what you're good at, guys).
The disc is rounded out by Erika, who looks a bit like Tatum O'Neal, with a much nicer figure.
The action from Private is consistently good, as is the quality of the girls, but this "casting" line just leaves me flat.
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DVD Features Include: digital stereo sound | direct access to chapters | dvd-rom compatible | fully interactive menus | girls profiles | photo gallery | photobook | photogallery | pierre woodmans photobook | pierre woodmans presentation | profiles | stereo sound | trailers
Running Time: 180 minutes | Production Date: 04-01-2004
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DATE POSTED: 05-16-2004
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