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5 GUY CREAM PIE 10
5 GUY CREAM PIE 10 Buy DVD

-from Kick Ass Pictures

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Andre Madness

Starring: Corina Taylor, Elizabeth Lawrence, Lena Julliet

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Kick Ass musta shot this one the same day as "A Load in Every Hole 8", cuz it's got the same girls. Different dudes, tho, because the first batch musta been completely spent. The idea with this one, like it sez in the title, is to gunk up the girls' pussies with 5 loads, until that thing is stuffed with more cream than a fuckin' donut. Then they let it all drip out, and it's a party, man. On this 'un, ya get pretty Latina Lena Julliet sweatin' cock after cock, til cream of pussy soup is served in the messy- and sorta gimmicky, really- climax. Repeat twice, once with skinbag Liz Lawrence, who can't even tell what's going on down there anymore, it's been abused so much, and insect girl Corina Taylor, who's always fun to have around cuz, well, cuz she looks like an insect,and you got this one all wrapped up. If ya like your girls dripping like they sprang a leak, here's yer movie, Jack.

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DVD Features Include: animated chapter index | bloopers | digitally remastered for dvd | photo slide show | sex menu | sneak previews


Running Time: 110 minutes | Production Date: 12-09-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4369 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-12-2004


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