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THE KISSING FIELDS
THE KISSING FIELDS

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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Max Steiner

Starring: Brigite Aime, Jessica, Kasandra, Zana Sun

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Special agent Devon Roberts has a problem. While the rocky relationship with Rachel, his hockey-haired girlfriend who exhibits a fondness for anal sex, camera men and red stilettos is on the list, Agent Roberts has bigger things on his mind. He wants out of the business. The killing business that is. But how does one just leave after making star quarterback assassin? Simple. He flees to beautiful Costa Rica. It is there that Agent Roberts is greeted by a group of nice young women waiting to perform an array of carnal pleasures and relieve him of all business-related worries. The passionate love-making goes on and on and before we know it our love-struck players are taking it up the ass under the calm and starry skies of the Pacific Ocean. Given this, it may appear as if Agent Roberts gets all the breaks but keep in mind that this agent is no slouch. It was only minutes after his encounter with the beach beauties that he single-handedly prevented the nasty raping of an adorable Asian woman who, by the way, bears a striking resemblence to Road Rule 10 hottie, Ellen. Again, Mr. Roberts is generously rewarded for his efforts.

Agent Roberts does indeed possess a number of qualities. He is a hard-working and chivalrous man who knows how to please the ladies. But perhaps Agent Roberts is not the cutest agent on the block. For us caucasion housewifes who secretly dream of Ludacris and piggy-back rides and vicariously view porno flicks starring black secret agents, this was a bit of a let-down in that department. The Kissing Fields does not hold a special place in my heart but I do not discourage anyone from watching it. If porn is truley watched for its sex scenes rather than its storylines and formations of relationships, than The Kissing Fields delivers.

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DATE POSTED: 04-16-2002


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