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FARM GIRLS GONE BAD!

-from Wicked

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Jonathon Morgan

Starring: Briana Blair, Chris Johnson, Danny Mountain, Giselle Leon, Jonathan Morgan, Mick Blue, Phoenix Marie, Rocco Reed, Samantha Saint, Tasha Reign, Taylor Vixen

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All-sex vignettes from Wicked Pictures that features good old Southern hospitality with some of the hottest belles with hunky, good old boys in "Farm Girls Gone Bad!"

Phoenix is in Rocco Reeds pickup when he tells her it's out of gas. Wise to his sweet talk, she tells him if he wants in her pants, just say so. Letting down the tailgate, she backs her ass up to his crotch before undoing his jeans and sucks his cock. The convenient mattress on the truck bed makes for comfortable fucking in many positions. Rocco cums on her pussy.

Jennifer and Giselle have both set up lemonaid stands next to each other. Overalled Mick Blue looks at the $1 price but can't decide which to buy. They lower their prices - eventually one with free sex and the other with a blow job, so Mick takes both....fucking one while she pleasures the others cunt.

Danny Mountain stops at a farmers house trying to sell brushes. Gun-toting farmer doesn't need any of his wares but says he can spend the night but he better not touch his daughter. Having seen the daughter standing next to him, he assures nothing will happen. As the salesman undresses to get soeme rest, another daughter is looking through the window and likes what she sees. Coming in, she licks the city slicker's cock and lets him fuck her like a pro. We feel he isn't the first to spend the night there! As they finish having sex, the farmer catches them together. Turns out he has twins!

Brianna and Taylor wash a car and between spraying and soaping not only the vehicle, but each other, they wind up nude and giving each other sexual pleasure.

Samantha and Chris Johnson are out on a picnic. The setting and atmosphere is serene and sex is on the menu. Both seem to really get in to one-another and Chris winds up losing his load on her ass,

The bonus scene with Dana and Ramon features her with some of the biggest dildos she can take. Of course, his cock while no match, is pretty impressive. After he cums, she licks his cock clean.

If a rating could go beyond a five, this production would top it. Excellent photography, professional settings, neat scripts and of course a bit of comedy thrown in for fun. I have to rate this a five! I enjoyed it and so will you.

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DVD Features Include: chapters | photo gallery | preview trailers | bonus scene


Running Time: 113 minutes | Production Date: 10-4-2011

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 201 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2012-01-27


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