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    Rancho Rating: *****
    Director: Daddy Long Legs

    Starring: Cadence St John, Jade Jolie, Kytten Sin, Mallory Knox, Morgan Mae, Roxie Rox, Sissy Stitches, Sunny Love

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    Wolfpac does it again with more fuckin’ hot tattooed chicks, whacked out humor and a bit of sign language mixed in. Who doesn’t love sign language? At least now I now how to sign “I want to lick you” and “you were always super sexy”. Sure this flick isn’t professional done in some west coast villa with major contract stars but that is the fucking point. These chicks are real, and really fucking hot. Even for a geeky polo-shirt wearing mother-fucker like me.

    What a tease of Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze backstage but no sex. Joanna does give a great groupie performance full with bubbly talk and hair flips; and what an outfit, with her tits looking so playful and wanting to come out to play. But instead, poor Jade left for sausage nite by the Wolfpac boys, gets the cute and shy Cadence St. John on her back for her own pink taco nite. Cadence gets a wet working over with Jade’s talented tongue and finger craving which sends her to return the favor to make Jade grab her thigh with tingles shooting up her pussy. Cadence bent over in 69 with her pillow soft ass over Jade’s spit throwing mouth makes me wish I was the under-paid maid doing my rounds. Fucking hot! But seeing them slam their asses together in doggy taking the pink double-dong to blow this scene apart at the seams of my jeans.

    With a Scarface jealous pile of cocaine, two sex-hungry groupies, a gushing bloody nose and a bit of death, this scene gets hot fuckin’ quick. With the uber-cute Roxie Rox with her perky tits and the thick-bottomed Sissy Stitches, they wear another double-dong to a nub while over the rotting corpse of Genocide. I only wish Roxie wielded an ultra-huge strap-on instead to really drive Sissy home for some wetnaps rather then the morgue.

    Kytten Sin and Sunny Love are on the fucking cover for a reason. They are the hottest couple in this flick! Kytten’s ass is perfect for any sex-uation and her tits mixed with self asshole play sends cocks a-growin’. It helps that they work their vags in the middle of this flick that way you can have an intermission to go grab another jerk-off sock to fill up. Sunny grabs those pigtails cramming Kytten’s tongue deep into the wettest sounding snatch ever with a little butt play too. Dildos, dildos, dildos; a fuckin’ great scene.

    The bath with the strange hooded guy friend did make me feel I bit weird but the topless blonde rubbin’ her snatch like a monkey on crack gave me a huge hard-on and doubled when a green-haired hottie joined. Sure it looks amateur but this shit is hot as fuck with these girls going hard and deep.

    Morgan Mae heats up this scene with a forced strip-tease that I think was well worth it with some hot pussy rubbin’ and perky titties ever-present. Her jerkin’ herself off is just okay until Jade steps in to kick this shit into overdrive and bang some girl-on-girl action with hardcore dildo action. Yummmmm!!

    Okay, so I came back to my computer after jerking off and drinking too much Jack Daniels, to find Jade working her pussy crazy. What a super hot piece of ass! Jade masturbating on her ripped stockings is the same if my polo shirt got hung up on my cubicle wall during my short lunch break. Golly gee she is hot! Rubbing vagina and asshole. *Shot of Jack*

    And then the Hotness of Hot works on her wet box, Ms. Kytten Sin, and makes me take another shot to ease my raging super-geek erection. Finger banging from behind is the pant soaking best. Still the hottest chick in this fuckin’ flick! Finger in asshole and all. Sissy Stitches works her puss this time but it isn’t the same as Ms. Sin. Still hot but I could use some more colorful screams or yells. I still filled my sock. TeeHee.

    But Mallory Knox and Sunny Love finished this shit with some high-heeled self-pleasuring goodness that takes a wicked side with some deep pussy fingering and grinding. Although, in different scenes, these chicks work themselves inside out and make me running to the hills. *Thanks Iron Maiden*

    Jade’s tits look fantastic during the whole flick and beg for a good once over. And the boys from Wolfpac make me laugh and cry in my cum-soaked pants again. I give the “The Girls of Wolfpac 3” five hot tattooed groupies out of five. So fuck off.

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    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1142 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2011-08-21

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