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MIKE JOHN\'S JERK OFF MATERIAL #6

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Rancho Rating: ***

Starring: Alanah Rae, Alexis Lee, Jennifer White, Jynx Maze, Lily Labeau, Mike John

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I've been a big fan of Mike John's movies for a long time. His POV Pervert series was one of the first dvds I ever got to review for the site and have always given his other titles high marks. The dude knows how to make a quality skin flick and quite frankly, he is one funny bastard. With that said, I'll go on and say that "Jerkoff Material 6" isn't one of his best. I wouldn't call it bad by any means but it just seemed to lack something and it came off as being pretty average after watching it. Good enough for a young fella breaking into his fathers porn stash the first time but for a seasoned watcher, there weren't many memorable moments. Let's get into it.

So, what we have here is five segments that feature a mixture of POV action, standard shagging and an occasional blow gang bang throw in for good measure. Lily Labeau was one of those chicks looking for a little extra cash. The blonde starts things off with Mr. Everhard who obviously fucks her with his usual intensity as they plow through a million and half positions that has mostly Eric doing all the pumping. Lily does do some grinding while on top but its obvious who's putting in all the work. No anal but Lily gets her freak on when three random dudes suddenly come in to get sucked off at the same time. This is where she earns her paycheck, my friends. I hated it but I'm guessing the dudes out there who are into this type of thing will love it because she one aggressive when she is surrounded by multiple flesh rods. A couple of facials end the madness.

Jynx Maze is the other super whore of the group. She ends the movie with her own mini orgy. Only this time she begins the debauchery snacking on a trio of overly excited guys(they take forever to finish though). Nothing special. I fast forwarded through the nonsense to get to the POV section where the Latino babe gets analized. Not a whole lot of energy is given but she does look good with a penis up her butt so I guess that's something. The highlight is when she is taking it doggy style.

Jennifer White and Alexis Lee fill out the middle of the disc with POV scenes of their own. Jennifer has been a favorite for a little bit and although she looks like her usual hot self, I have to say her scene was a disappointment. For one, there's a lot of the camera just pointing right at her ass or her crotch area with not a lot of wide shots. Personally, I think that's bad work because why hire a babe like Jennifer if you aren't going to show her face while she's doing her business? We might as well be jerking off to some random chick! Secondly, why was doggy and missionary the only positions performed? Some nice footage of Miss White on top might have saved the scene. It was hot when she was sporting the butt plug, though.

Alexis Lee, hot piece of ass but such an average performer(at least here) and guilty of having an annoying giggle/moan. I'll give her credit that she does try and get into it but every time things seem to be moving along nicely, mike stops the action to get sucked off. More that I think about it, the segment could been a major highlight of the flick if she fucked for more than 20 seconds at a time! Mike, I know you loved all the eye contact she was giving while slobbering on your knob but you were annoying in this one! Sorry buddy.

Alanah Rae closes the DVD in the typical Eric Everhard scene. Yep, he pummels her on a couch. Seen her look better/do better. Not much to really say about this finale. Average with Erik once again thinking he's the main show.

There you have it. Like I said, compared to Mike's other work this is not one of his finest productions. However, I'd still consider it in "the middle of the pack". Check out his other stuff. Trust me, ninety nine percent of the time, the dude cranks out top notch porno starring all the top babes in the business. I'll always remember him for introducing Cody Lane and Briana Blaze to my fantasy world!

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | behind the scenes | cumshot recap | photo gallery | multiple chapter stops | playable worldwide


Running Time: 223 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-2011

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 680 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-08-31


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