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    Rancho Rating: *****
    Director: Brad Armstrong

    Starring: Alektra Blue, Barret Blade, Brad Armstong, Derrick Pierce, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Keni Styles, Kirsten Price, Spyder Jonez

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    Speed. With a name like that, just grab your meaty e-brake to pump through the turns and slam into 5th gear right off the line. With an epic porno waiting, lets jump right in with an epic review. The flick starts off like a scene from the Blue Brothers with Jessica Drake leaving jail with old friend, Barrett Blade.

    The first sex scene comes on at random with Alexis Texas, Briana Blair and Derrick Pierce threesoming it up. But with Alexis’ signature ass being the first thing I see, I am happy. I am not sure if it is my whisky or what but each sex position flies by way too fast. Each girl only gets about a minute of fast cock riding then a switch. But Alexis’ ass bouncing away in cowgirl sends my remote’s slow-motion button into overdrive and makes me not care about the fact that Jessica is Derrick’s girl and she just walked in.

    My boy, Tommy Gunn, lets his girl Alektra Blue show him how to handle three big titted chicks, on his birthday no less. Sofia Santi (a tattooed dark-haired angel), Angie Savage (a big titted blonde), and Sandee Westgate (a killer body with a super cute smile) when mixed with Alektra are insanely hot and deadly. This biker party never looked so hot, with fingers cramming and pussies quakin’ under wet spit-soaked kisses. Again, the edits are quick and the fast paced music only adds to the scene’s energy. Big firm breasts and smooth pussies fill the screen non-stop. Yummy.

    After Kirsten Price gets a shake down by two cops, Randy Spears and Kirk Steele, to get more information on the shady bikers so her father is released from jail; we are sent to another threesome. This Asian threesome is slower paced but lets us skip some gears when watching Kaylani Lei get pounded in reverse cowgirl. No waste of time here. Keni Styles’ wide cock makes short work of the two biker club wannabes, Kaylani and Asa Akira. A snowballing finish from the ladies. The fucking is hot but a little short.

    Finally some real crotch-rocket action with a couple of drag races in the desert. They did a great job filming the bike races and landscapes. The bike racing scenes look great but the 6 person orgy after is much better. Although each couple only has two positions the fucking is hard and hot but hard to enjoy it because of the quick edits again.

    At the non-swimming pool party, Jessica Drake gets some girl-on-girl action that send the other 14 people into a cock-suckin, pussy-banging orgy. I would have thought Jessica had enough girl-on-girl in prison but she sure eats it up. Kirsten Price, the little rat, is there pounding the bikers for info and makes her pussy wetter than a desert flood. This scene is a buffet of hot bodies that will leave you empty of fluids; I just wish I could choose who I wanted to see fuck. And after a brief intermission of booze refills and a sock cleaning, I have noticed that this flick is 3 hours long; and then I look up from typing to see Jessica Drake taking a nice cock up her ass then to DP. Simply amazing. This scene is out of control.

    Then a flashback to when Jessica races on Barrett’s bike against a rich guy in his Bentley for his girl’s, Tori Black, wristwatch. They call it a “tie” which in racing terms means they have to fuck and fuck hard, I guess. Tori looks ridiculously hot in this scene and is well worth the hour and a half wait. I have no idea how that giant cock is going down their throats but they make short work of it and cram it hard into Tori tight box with a finger in her ass by Jessica. He pumps a healthy load deep into Tori and Jessica’s mouths as they make out in front of his deadly meat.

    Kirsten Price is visited by Brad Armstrong, an undercover cop, whose idea of foreplay is a finger up Kirsten’s tight asshole then moves to two fingers knuckle deep. With only three short positions, Kirsten bent over the bike getting fucked doggy really shows off her great ass. But the other two positions are way too short and mostly blocked by Brad’s anal ramming fingers.

    After a couple more drag races; Derrick takes home Keni’s girl, Kaylani Lei, where his tongue works overtime on her small twat. Derrick’s massive meat tube nearly splits Kaylani in two but she slams away in cowgirl at a steady pace for that cum. But again only three positions and the energy seems to be fading.

    In more of a sensual scene, the good bad boy/ old friend, Barrett Blade, gets his chance with the heart broken Jessica on a bike in the desert. The sex is slowed down in this scene and is mixed with some hot petting, kissing and tongue swabbing on one smooth pussy. Jessica’s tight box has a hard time letting go of Barrett’s cock while in doggy and even with extra lube in the other positions her pussy is still super tight. Only three positions again, but they are much hotter like in cowgirl with Jessica’s great looking ass front and center. And what a fuck load of cum at the end!

    Tommy Gunn and Alektra Blue get the pre-robbery nerves out by fucking the shit out of eachother. These two have never looked so hot. Alektra doesn’t just lay back and moans like some of the other chicks, she is talking dirty and really gets into it. Tommy doesn’t take a backseat and fires right back with some backdoor tonguing. In reverse cowgirl Tommy jackhammers his over-stuffed sausage deep and fast into Alektra’s strained pussy but switches to anal too fast. I could have used more reverse cowgirl but anal is nice too. This scene sure as fuck brings the energy back and shows that Alektra is one fan-fuckin-tastic hot actress.

    The robbery goes off without a hitch but without wearing masks it was somewhat risky. And what do you do with tons of money? That’s right, fuck two big titted blondes on top of that money. Spyder Jonez lives out an “Office Space” dream and makes them do all the work. These chicks are sure cock hungry, popping Spyder’s cock back and forth in their sloppy wet mouths. After short rough finger fucking, Bang, he cums in their mouths. Way to short. But these blonde have a plan. Set-up.

    After a Scarface-type scene with a hanging Spyder and a power drill, the movie wraps with all of the characters getting what they truly deserve. This flick is epic with hot heart-pounding sex, tons of scenes, rockin music and believable acting. The story was a bit choppy and some of the scenes were short and repetitive. But I still give “Speed” five cum-soaked tailpipes out of five. So take the whole day off and grab your helmet, and enjoy the ride.

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    DVD Features Include: bonus scenes | deleted scenes | behind the scenes | multiple audio streams | chapters | motion menus | promo reel | trailers | dolby digital 5.1 surround sound | playable worldwide | wicked awards - winners and nominations

    Running Time: 180 minutes | Production Date: 09-22-2010

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1221 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2010-12-16

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    Shirley gives this movie 4

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