Jesus H. Bush
The first time I ever watched a Liquid Gold film from JM Productions, I thought this series was the answer to my piss-filled wet dream quest. Now I'm not so sure.
I mean, of course these movies have hot girls with bad hair squatting and doing their business in various places (showers, bathrooms, outside, on guys' faces to name a few) and with various levels of success (how long can you watch a whore try to push out a few drops of her poison nectar before it gets boring?), but I really wouldn't mind some extra action.
How about a chick pissing with a big dick in her ass? Or pissing on another skank's tits? I want a series named "Pissing Around..." and each episode could be based on what the dumb slut was pissing around. For example, you jam a dildo in her snizz that dilates her like she's birthing a child. Then she has to piss around it. It could even be a contest. The dumb cunt that pisses best/longest/soonest gets to be pissed on in the end by all of the other girls in the movie.
The next episode could feature two girls per scene, racing to see who can pee first with a double-headed dildo sticking out of their asses.
Now THAT would be some high-quality entertainment truly worthy of JM Productions. And we'd all know the answer to the ubiquitus question, "which pornstar is more pee-shy?"
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DVD Features Include: full length feature | parental lock | large photo gallery | playable worldwide | interactive menus | digital clarity | chapter selections | autorepeat
Running Time: 60 minutes | Production Date: 02-17-2001
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DATE POSTED: 06-24-2003