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    THE INTERNS

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    Rancho Rating: ****
    Director: Chloe Sampson, Eddie Powell

    Starring: Allia Haze, Avy Scott, Charlie Laine, Julia Ann, Michelle Lay, Samantha Ryan, Sara Stone, Violet Monroe, Zoe Britton, Zoe Voss

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    The Interns follows hot female interns who all work for Haute Couture Fashion Magazine, trying to get the open job slots any way they can. Economic downturns suck but not for sex. The Interns is one sensual, passionate girl-on-girl high quality flick that is Abby Winter’s on steroids. For the guys, you will learn some new tricks for working a pussy toward orgasm. And for the ladies, you will say “why doesn’t my man work my pussy like that”.

    This flick starts with a scam; a scam for sex. Samantha Ryan promises Stephanie Zane (played by Avy Scott), a Fashion designer, a spread in the magazine but Stephanie doubts Samantha’s ability to get what she wants. But Samantha wasn’t lying about getting what she wants, she just wanted sex more. When she eye-fucked the shit out of Stephanie, it was a done deal. After the fake “oops I spilled my wine on my skirt” line, the clothes come off and the passionate kisses start to flow. What an ass Samantha has but it doesn’t trump Stephanie’s big soft natural tits. After great pussy licking on Samantha, orgasmic sparks fly from the wet-inducing bare clit on clit rubbing Stephanie lays down. The hottest part of this scene is when Stephanie face fucks Samantha to an orgasmic end with her tits swinging hard and her legs a quakin’ around her face. A lot of slow kissing, heavy eye contact and devoted pussy work which all add to this sensual scene to make it hot and heavy. And Samantha gets the fashions designs in the magazine to boot.

    Two other fashion magazine interns, Zoe Voss and Violet Monroe, try to one up Samantha’s triumph and con the model Charlie Laine, a smokin’ hot brunette, to a photo shoot. The older, well-experienced photographer, Michelle Lay, takes a few photos with Charlie and Sara Stone, a huge titted totally natural chick but finally reveals the scam to Charlie. And of course a three-way clit suckin’, titty lickin’ session begins. These three hotties bring some hot, high-energy girl-on-girl action to this flick with limbs moving all over, moaning non-stop, and lip smacking twat play. Again a lot of kissing and pussy grinding but sure as fuck will get your juices pumping. But Sara takes the cake with her super cute face, amazing soft fun bags that Owen Wilson can motor-boat all day with, and one young tight ass that begs for a smacking. One hot scene!

    The boss, Julia Ann, has a heart-to-heart talk with Samantha, enter sad sweet music, about making her super sexy so she can seduce her cheating husband. Then enter Sexy Techno-Funk music having Julia Ann perform a domineering striptease for Samantha, complete with killer lingerie and fishnets. What huge tits!! Julia Ann has great big ole titties but the slow touching and petting, kissing of the inner thigh, gentle tongue flicks on the ripe pussy folds will no doubt raise your blood pressure. Most of the pussy whispering in this scene, however, is hidden under the nose deep face-fucking which is quite sad. I wanted to see those hot pussies. But seeing Samantha bent over Julia Ann’s knee with her tight ass in the air being fingered to the knuckles is knob numbing although way too short.

    The gossip spewing interns in the bathroom are overheard by Julia Ann giving her doubts about Samantha but send the interns into eachother’s sweet kisses. These chicks aren’t playing fair with getting promoted but they are playing…playing with some mild S&M and champagne. Ruth (played by Zoe Britton) works the dominate roll as Allie Haze has to put the stocking covered foot in her mouth as champagne is poured down. And champagne off of Allie’s ass would be extra delicious. Yummmy. Allie has the teen-like body with small perky tits and a tight ass while Ruth has the ever popular big tits and natural fuller figure. The sex during this scene seems a bit softcore just because the muffin munching is mostly hidden. Sure, you see some straight-on pussy but not that much. Besides, this scene just seems stale somehow with no real connection or energy.

    Julia Ann confronts Ruth about the office gossip, gives Ruth a big office and a higher position than Samantha. Ruth’s final negotiation is that Julia Ann teaches Ruth why Samantha screams so loud through the office walls with ecstasy. But Ruth instead takes control of the lickin’ and suckin’. Teamwork gets Julia Ann’s pussy hotter than hell as she works her flesh button while Ruth fingers deep into the growing wet pussy. Julia Ann again bends a chick over her knee for some more doggy pussy cramming action but too short. This big tit on big tit action could be hotter with more heavy breathing but gets the job done.

    The ending makes sense but abrupt. Great rack focuses, smooth camera movement, cinematic camera angles and clear picture quality; good job Eddie Powell. I only wish the music would have continued throughout the scene. The music always started off awesome but then stopped and with such long sex scenes the continuous music would complete the good. For the most part, the sex scenes are all super hot girl-on-girl action and mixed with a good story line. I give The Interns four underpaid but over sexed perky interns out of five.

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    DVD Features Include: shot in hd | full motion menus | photo gallery | bonus scene


    Running Time: 162 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 927 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2010-09-30


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